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Health | Balls Ahoy
Are you a man? Me too.
Did you ever wonder what those things were that dangled just under the staff of delight? Me too. So I took the time to find out more about what the youngsters are calling "balls"
Are you a man? Me too.
Did you ever wonder what those things were that dangled just under the staff of delight? Me too. So I took the time to find out more about what the youngsters are calling "balls"
Quick factsLocation
Under the staff of delight and behind the brown fountain of wonder. What are they for? They squirt out all your stale wee that's gone off. How often should they be milked? At least once a day. Size About the size of a Syrian Hamster Odour Smells yellow and sometimes taupe What to watch out for Shiny marbles Grease Enthusiastic dinner ladies |
Balls helpline![]() Have you checked your genitals recently?
Mine are really bloody hairy? Are yours? Would you like hairier balls? If you would like to talk about hairy balls or any other defects please call one of our help lines or email using the subject line “my plums are like a bear” to tracey.l.barnes@smellslikegrass.com If you have flange problems call the AA. |