Quick fire Did You Know? Piow Piow!!
Interesting facts to tell colleagues around the water cooler
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Vladimir Putin | Did you know special
Did you know that the Greggs vegan sausage roll was based on Putins original recipe and he gets paid 5p for every one sold? Did you know that Pussy Riot translated from Russian to English means Fanny Fight? Did you know that Vlad loves the now defunct Sausage & Tomato crisps so much that he bought 11 boxes of them before manufacturing stopped? Some say he has a secret crisp factory that makes them to the exact original recipe and he eats a packet every day watching old episodes of “The Bill”. |
Did you know that VP smells like cold mackerel (sometimes with capers)?
Did you know that VP secretly funds the Lick My Puffy Bottom Party whose current leader is Graham Bodges?
Did you know that Russia controls all of the world’s yoghurt vats?
Did you know that VPs ancestors were lavatory attendants and that’s where the Poo Tin surname originates from?
Did you know that VP secretly funds the Lick My Puffy Bottom Party whose current leader is Graham Bodges?
Did you know that Russia controls all of the world’s yoghurt vats?
Did you know that VPs ancestors were lavatory attendants and that’s where the Poo Tin surname originates from?
Trump | Knob Jockey
Did you know the sentence "Donald Trump is a Knob Jockey" uses every letter in the English alphabet 
Women | Sky
Did you know it’s physically impossible for women to look up at the sky |
Mickey | Italy
Did you know Mouse Twat is the name used for Mickey Mouse Italy. Italians also have the highest population of mice in Europe who wear shoes. 
Simian chat | Nuts
Did you know that residents of Hartlepool can communicate with Apes and consume more monkey nuts per capita than Italy, the nut capital of the world. |
Lemon | Nuts
Did you know lemons contain more nuts than strawberries 
Graphite | Monks
Did you know that graphite is contained in most (but not all) leeks and that they were the earliest known instrument of torture among benedictine monks |
Did you know Ralph Lauren's original name was Ralph Lauran
Did you know the most commonly used letter in the alphabet is F
Did you know each time you see a full moon you always see the same side (unless it’s the other one)
Did you know arse dress wet dags is the longest sentence that can be typed with only the left hand
Did you know M&M's chocolate stands for the initials for its inventors M and M
Did you know that you burn more calories drinking beer than it contains (the more you drink the thinner you become) FACT
Did you know Coca-Cola originally contained water
Did you know Australia was originally called Racist land?
Did you know that we think that the Grand Canyon can hold around 900 billion footballs
Did you know if we did not blink, our eyes would sting a bit
Did you know if you add up all the numbers from 1 to 100 consecutively (1 + 2 + 3...) it totals 101
Did you know your tongue is the fastest healing part of your body unless you want sexual healing
Did you know dragonflies have 6 legs but can't play basketball
Did you know that the first MTV video played was 'I Love to Eat Beef at Christmas' by the Friendly Pups
Did you know an elephants ears are larger than a slightly above average tea tray
Did you know the most common mental illnesses is Loopy Loopy my name is Droopy
Did you know crocodiles never grow their hair
Did you know the coins thrown into the Trevi fountain in Italy are stolen by pirates
Did you know the safest colour is red
Did you know the Australian aircraft carrier QANTAS stands for Quack And Nipple Town Arse Slags
Did you know there are only 4 words in the English language which end in “widdlydoo”
Did you know the oldest word in the English language is “crust manger”
Did you know cats can't move their legs sideways
Did you know grenades explode when you put them in the microwave
Did you know your most sensitive finger is your under finger (closest to your woolly grapes)
Did you know a group of owls is called a twit
Did you know the first sailing boats were built by people
Did you know Brazil is named after a Brazil nuts
Did you know if you filled a matchbox with egg it can be used as a lunch box
Did you know ladies urine glows under a full moon
Did you know small dogs usually live longer than large hamsters
Did you know domestic cats dislike Elton John
Did you know lagging your loft is forbidden in China
Did you know all of the cocks in the movie 'Anal parp 12' are exactly six inches
Did you know the human body contains 10 feet of gold