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What a twerk

Dead inventor of twerk has dance craze stolen!

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What a twerk! |  Dancetastic
​Kaylyn Rose Kerplunk, 24, of Gitsville, South Carolina is the inventor of the “Twerk”, a fashionable dance that involves pushing ones “arse” backwards with a tiny suggestion that the “twerker” would like to have sex with you doggy style or at least nosh you off for a tenner.

Sadly, her dance notoriety was short lived when, during a twerk off with Brazilian Juggling star Juan Diplo, she excessively twerked and fell overboard. Juan then stole the twerk and went on to make millions as his saucy pot smoking alter ego Miley Cirius.

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