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Record breaker is slimmer of the year

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Graham Grahame, 59, can eat whatever he likes - including unlimited pies, burgers and desserts - and never get fat. He cannot put on weight because of a crazy medical condition!
He used to be a chubby child, but at age 50 the fat dropped off "almost overnight". He initially tried to eat more to gain weight, but it had no effect. Mr Grahame, of Ilford in Essex, endured a decade of tests before the illness was diagnosed. Doctors have admitted that his condition is a "slimmer's dream" though curiously, he has to be fed in secret and only by his wife Gloria Grahame.
This miraculous weight loss seems to have come about after he stopped going to work and socialising. Gloria said “yes, he has turned into a bit of a recluse but he looks gorgeous – a bit like an old Terry Venables”.
It also seems that Mr Grahame is now a Record Breaker! He currently holds the world record for “staying in bed the longest”, “keeping quiet for ages” and “not visiting the loo for over a year”.
Do you know anyone who may have contracted deadasadoornail? If so please contact smellynotmovingmate@deadasadoornail.com
Graham Grahame, 59, can eat whatever he likes - including unlimited pies, burgers and desserts - and never get fat. He cannot put on weight because of a crazy medical condition!
He used to be a chubby child, but at age 50 the fat dropped off "almost overnight". He initially tried to eat more to gain weight, but it had no effect. Mr Grahame, of Ilford in Essex, endured a decade of tests before the illness was diagnosed. Doctors have admitted that his condition is a "slimmer's dream" though curiously, he has to be fed in secret and only by his wife Gloria Grahame.
This miraculous weight loss seems to have come about after he stopped going to work and socialising. Gloria said “yes, he has turned into a bit of a recluse but he looks gorgeous – a bit like an old Terry Venables”.
It also seems that Mr Grahame is now a Record Breaker! He currently holds the world record for “staying in bed the longest”, “keeping quiet for ages” and “not visiting the loo for over a year”.
Do you know anyone who may have contracted deadasadoornail? If so please contact smellynotmovingmate@deadasadoornail.com