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Stars in their eyes returns...

Fighting | Kelly
...as a celebrity boxing show. Lanky host Matthew Kelly challenges celebrities to a fight outside his local in Briddleshaw, Manchester.
The format is simple and uncannily like the original show; Matthew interviews the guests over a glass of Chardonnay before gently coaxing them into the high percentage ciders, then hitting the top shelf before engulfing them in a haze of Rothmans. He then gets really stroppy and offers them out in the Car Park outside.
Only one episode has been shown so far and is a ratings winner after he battered the shit out of Wincey Willis. Willis said, “he really fucked me up big style, my tits are all over the place”.
This week he hopes to destroy Michael Fish. Kelly said " I am going to eat the four-eyed moustachioed wanker for breakfast".
...as a celebrity boxing show. Lanky host Matthew Kelly challenges celebrities to a fight outside his local in Briddleshaw, Manchester.
The format is simple and uncannily like the original show; Matthew interviews the guests over a glass of Chardonnay before gently coaxing them into the high percentage ciders, then hitting the top shelf before engulfing them in a haze of Rothmans. He then gets really stroppy and offers them out in the Car Park outside.
Only one episode has been shown so far and is a ratings winner after he battered the shit out of Wincey Willis. Willis said, “he really fucked me up big style, my tits are all over the place”.
This week he hopes to destroy Michael Fish. Kelly said " I am going to eat the four-eyed moustachioed wanker for breakfast".