Netflix misleading viewers on content

Newly signed up Netflix customers were today infuriated by revelations that apart from some of the great films, series and other stuff, the main bulk of the content was "not very good", and in some cases, misleading. Tinty Burstparcels investigates…
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Peter Bleakoutlook said “I watched the Irishman, a brand new movie starring Robert De Niro and it was enthralling “

“However, after watching the film, all Netflix could recommend was My Favourite Tea featuring Ransom Love and a documentary about buttons called Brittany Buttons from Breton” grumbled Peter.



“I settled down to watch a sexy cat documentary and it turned out to be about a serial killer”, moaned Donny Fuckwelder.

“I then had to purchase online access for a film called Sexy Pussies 5, on top of my Netflix subscription, and THAT was about ladies fannies” said Danny. “Netflix is waste of time if you love saucy cats”.

Rumour Whiff hasn’t seen Netflix yet but noticed that their name is spelt incorrectly. Flicks, refers to movies whereas flix means something completely different. Flix (noun) - “The soft fur of some animals, especially the beaver.”

No wonder Danny was confused! 

Rumour Whiff reserves judgement but is eagerly awaiting the offering from newcomer Flick Nets by MillFilms, a subsidiary of Millcorp.
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