Meet the Rumour Whiff team
Our correspondents come from all over the globe* to bring you hard hitting, up to the minute news, views and more news. *Some just stay at home and watch telly.
Strange things expert
Crisp addict Gurt was once bed ridden for a week after eating a packet that was nearly three years out of date. He has also the largest collection of crisps shaped like a cock, numbering 131. He specialises in blank stares and has an immovable nipple. Gurt describes himself as the wisest human on earth.
South East Asia Correspondent
Gray has a fondness for naming his body parts and often vigorously cleans Mr Nuggin, with Putin & Gorbachev just behind, though his Julia Roberts can occasionally become quite sore. Gray hates hot breath and never washes his hands as they clean themselves over time. He also thinks aliens are bigger than he imagines.
Editor In Chief
Tracey, a highly skilled jazz whistler and co-author of "A Brief History of Whistling" blames the demise of whistling on the advent of smart phones. He invented the word “Jesus”, likes crawling through gaps and supplements his income by jiggling (a less skilful form of juggling).
Casey owns a series of floating homes, where he spends his time hoping that the world will end or at least get more damp than it is now. He likes to wear bawdy pair of crimson slacks whilst cooking and adores Phil from the estate agent programme on Channel 4. He hates blinking of any kind and has a wandering crotch.