LMPBP - Is this where England look for a new leader?
Donkey Trutfungle speaks to political provocateur Graham Bodges at his hole in the ground in the North. Graham explains (not really) why his party is the only choice for England.
"i have heavy pockets" - GRAHAM BODGES
Based on your answers you should have voted for Graham Bodges of the Lick My Puffy Bottom Party (LMPBP). Graham loves Grunting, wild berries, murderers and really hard crumbs.
The LMPBP policies are far reaching and great.
Graham said "I'm going to try again next year. In the meantime, I am going to focus on what's best for my party and God, so I will be throwing dead squirrels at cars on the M26 for the foreseeable future". Rumour Whiff says - watch this space...