LMPBP - Is this where England look for a new leader?

Donkey Trutfungle speaks to political provocateur Graham Bodges at his hole in​ the ground in the North. Graham explains (not really) why his party is the only choice for England.
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Graham Bodges relaxing at the weekend
"i have heavy pockets" - GRAHAM BODGES
​Based on your answers you should have voted for Graham Bodges of the Lick My Puffy Bottom Party (LMPBP). Graham loves Grunting, wild berries, murderers and really hard crumbs.
The LMPBP policies are far reaching and great.​
  • They believe that God will return and judge us all individually after a short interview
  • It will be compulsory to carry a stool sample and a stool
  • They will fuck anyone up who doesn't believe in the witch King of Barndusbury and his evil spatchcock
  • The Bible will be replaced by the Book of Gary
  • They will resolve the environmental crisis by exploring the sun to see if it can be colonised. If it can't, they will look to just "turn it down a bit"
Graham said "I'm going to try again next year. In the meantime, I am going to focus on what's best for my party and God, so I will be throwing dead squirrels at cars on the M26 for the foreseeable future". Rumour Whiff says - watch this space...