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A new dog grooming trend has dog owners giving their pet pooches square haircuts. Canine hairdressers are up to date on the special technique required for these eccentric makeovers. “It came about because people were always looking for more impressive haircuts, and somebody came up with the idea of shaping the dog like a hedge”, parlour owner Claude Lovelyhair says. Thousands of pet owners are now approaching salons, asking for their dogs’ hair to be cut in geometric patterns.
However, as quickly as the trend escalates, It is now banned in rural England as farmers are using these hedge shaped dogs instead of traditional box hedging, this has spilled into suburbia leading to Cocker spaniels being the most popular form of fencing downtown, “even herbaceous borders are now being replaced with whippets” a spokesperson said. The kennel club was unavailable to comment as it was creating a new kennel range out of border collies.
A new dog grooming trend has dog owners giving their pet pooches square haircuts. Canine hairdressers are up to date on the special technique required for these eccentric makeovers. “It came about because people were always looking for more impressive haircuts, and somebody came up with the idea of shaping the dog like a hedge”, parlour owner Claude Lovelyhair says. Thousands of pet owners are now approaching salons, asking for their dogs’ hair to be cut in geometric patterns.
However, as quickly as the trend escalates, It is now banned in rural England as farmers are using these hedge shaped dogs instead of traditional box hedging, this has spilled into suburbia leading to Cocker spaniels being the most popular form of fencing downtown, “even herbaceous borders are now being replaced with whippets” a spokesperson said. The kennel club was unavailable to comment as it was creating a new kennel range out of border collies.