Conspiracy Corner
Guide to surviving the end of the world
Step One - What are the warning signs?
There is only one. A talking eagle will tell us the prophecy of the God bucket. The eagle will have slightly shorter talons than normal eagles. Eagle measurers are being deployed to identify the talking beast and offer him (or her) bed and board. |
Step Three – How do you prepare & protect yourself?
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Step Two – Ask the experts?
We have talked to so-called experts and created this useful project timeline, simply print out and tick off as the end of the world progresses.
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Step Four – Accept the inevitable
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