New bag innovation to save environment

Professor Vidal Pikefish, resident innovator at MillCorp has invented yet another ground breaking device to make YOUR life easier and more comfortable.

Bags

It's called Bag, Bag, Bag, Bag and is a miraculous new bag which is likely to replace the humble rucksack as our everyday item carrier.

On first look, the bag is incredibly similar to a standard to a Waitrose carrier bag. Vidal explains more.

"That’s exactly what it is Brian", says Vidal.

"It’s a Waitrose bag, with a Waitrose bag inside, a Waitrose one in that and finally a Waitrose one in that", explains Pikefish.

Pikefish goes on " For example - Waitrose bag for pants, place that bag in the Waitrose bag for medicines and then add into the Waitrose bag for cards, crisps and shoes, followed by the final bag from Waitrose. All you have to do is remember what was in each bag by brand, you should now be able to find anything".

"We are paid, per bag used, via a licensing fee which is collected via bag 'o' meters installed all over the country" .

"We are using standard traffic wardens and ABR (automatic bag recognition) cameras to enforce fines, and possibly jail time, if anyone thinks about using them without paying the fee."

Rumour Whiff think that not only is it innovative, it's environmentally friendly as well, Greta Funberg will love it! Yahoo!

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